The Twelve Days of Christmas for Physicists:
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me (etc.)
A glimpse of the Higgs Boson
Two spin dimensions
Three quark flavours
Four outer planets
Five years of funding!!
Six carbon protons
Seven new dimensions
Eight branes a-bumping
Nine telescopes tracking
Ten neutrinos speeding
Eleven strings vibrating
Twelve theorists thinking